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Erzulie Dantor [userpic]

[Not a sheep]

November 25th, 2009 (05:28 am)

The following shall be a rant about Twilight. If you like Twilight, or don't like ranting or awesome shit, don't read it. Ye have been warned!



I finally watched Twilight. I laughed the entire way through. I just... I don't understand how anyone can find that movie anything close to decent. I mean... different strokes and all, but still.

Also, I swear to God, if I see that 'and so the lion fell in love with the lamb' bullshit on one more blog/journal/tweet/facebook status/ANYTHING, I will do BAD THINGS. BAD THINGS WITH FIRE.

If I had money to burn, I'd go see New Moon and sit in the theater, in prime real estate, and I'd just sit and rip paper the entire movie. Like my brother's friend did during Lord of the Rings. Just my way to protest the stupidity. :D (and if I REALLY had money to burn, it would be pages from one of the fucking BOOKS I'd be ripping) But I'm not about to hand ANY money over to see that movie. Even if I do think Taylor Lautner is a little hottie.

Also... the sparkling? ALMOST as bad as Emma Frost's 'diamond' skin in the Wolverine movie. Seriously. And how the FUCK is sparkly skin a bad thing, anyway? Aren't vampires supposed to... I don't know... BURN in the sun??

In conclusion... I tried it, and I hated it. Stop fucking giving me shit for 'judging something without trying it!' I wasted hours of my life with that festering turd of a movie, and those are hours I'll never get back. And now, I'm going to go watch classic, gory horror movies to get the nasty taste out of my mouth.

END RANT

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Posted by: ;;♥;; i may perplex, but i'm not blind ;;♥;; (micchi)
Posted at: November 25th, 2009 08:10 pm (UTC)
FFXII; Balthier xx Yaaaarrrrr!

I read the book.

I threw the book across the room.

Repeatedly.

It was the bathroom, so I threw it in the toilet when I was done.

And I set it on the porch to dry out.

And then I set it ON FIRE.

It was a horrible book, and because of this, I refuse to see the movies. End story. n_n

Posted by: Erzulie Dantor (kaimine)
Posted at: November 26th, 2009 02:09 am (UTC)
Movies -- Mulan -- Damn

Let's pretend I know what I'm talking about and I'm not a dingus shall we?

Balthier. I know he's Balthier. I'm an idiot.

Also, ilu.

Posted by: Cuddling Whore (angelicmuse18)
Posted at: November 25th, 2009 08:21 pm (UTC)
fandomstupid

I love you so hard right now.

Posted by: Erzulie Dantor (kaimine)
Posted at: November 26th, 2009 02:09 am (UTC)
TV -- Baber -- hugs

I aim to please. <3

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Posted by: Erzulie Dantor (kaimine)
Posted at: November 26th, 2009 06:45 am (UTC)
TV -- Joker -- omnomnom

I saw one of the books in the bargain bin at the supermarket and I decided to leaf through it while my gf was looking for shampoo, and I nearly cried it was so bad. I mean, not only is it a story that's pretty much been done to death, but it wasn't even well written! I'm usually fairly easygoing when it comes to literature, but lackluster story + bad BAD BAD writing = no chance in hell.

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Posted by: Erzulie Dantor (kaimine)
Posted at: November 26th, 2009 06:46 am (UTC)
Games -- Leon -- GTFO

Of course I still love my Bee, even if she is a Twilight junkie. *hugs!* Yeah, people who are 'TEAM _____!' piss me off. o.

Posted by: Erzulie Dantor (kaimine)
Posted at: November 26th, 2009 06:46 am (UTC)

PS. How come I always get the 'you're weird' icon? LOL

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